The classic tale.
By special request.... an oozing crustacean.
The next time you think about closing your eyes...
This thing. I'm not sure. Some sort of angry sloth-squirrel.
A comically large primate and a man of questionable morals.
Yet another hypothetical image that took on a life of it's own. I feel like I need to do a whole series of awful Public Service Announcements.